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20 comments:
That'll teach John for getting "Re-animation for Dummies" out of the library
John isn't thinking straight because of the pharma bender he's on. Doing a lid on top of a snowball is going to end up giving him all sorts of problems that First Dictionary won't ever be able to cope with.
I sure do WONDER if that's also the reason he's carved the letter 'A' into his forehead.
Snowball - Lisa Simpsons' cat? ;C
Btw, I order you to do better! ;p
Snowball is white and fluffy. Welcome to these pages, Snowball.
John is going to bury a rabbit alive.
Welcome to these pages, John.
John aka Erwin has put his pet aka Schroeding's cat inside the box. Together with an execution device triggered by an radioactive decay process.
Snowball can now continue in a mixed state of being both, dead and alive, until Erwin reopens the box. (Un?)-fortunately, Schroeding died in the meantime.
John must be friends with the pair who bungled Spot's operation in the corner.
Kids these days....
Now who the hell is "snowball"??? It is killing me! Agghhh!
Must be a code on his forehead, I see a V after the A...hmmm
This blog is genius.
This one might get framed.
"That will teach Snowball to stare at my unfeasibly long left forearm."
'John nails a lid onto the coffin.
God told him to bury Snowball alive.'
Just freaking brilliant. Made me laugh out loud in the middle of the library.
Erwin, What have you been doing to that cat? The poor thing looks half dead.
-Mrs Schrodinger
Keep a lid on it.
Kevin T - you made me pee my pants a little, from laughing, that is!
John's just pretending snowball is the kid behind him in math who keeps drawing the hieroglyphics on the back of his head with a sharpie marker.
Freezer
A freezer is a cold place for storing food.
When John is finished sealing the lid, he will put the rest of Mother's head back into the freezer.
The lid helps Snowball not to get out.
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