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18 comments:
uh oh! more than the cement is getting hard i think....
Daddy wants to get Deborah an additional father.
why does Daddy start humming "It's raining Men" when he gets to the construction site?
Too bad for Daddy that the big strong workmen are more enthralled with Deborah than with Daddy.
Daddy, you said we were going to get ice cream! Mommy's right, you are a gosh darned cunt!
You are an evil degenerate individual!
I salute you!
As long as the text is the tip of the iceberg, it's good.
Excellent.
Hush-moneyDaddy pays Deborah hush-money to make sure Mummy never hears about the workmen.
Disturbingly delicious!!
I am enthralled by the discovery of your killer blog!
Oh...you are so, so naughty.
Do you sell these in the form of a book or mounted for the wall? These are fantastic, they remind me of the books we used in elementary school.
Not as yet, Betty (and others who've asked), but I'm looking into it. Thanks! :-)
Amazing and darkly amusing blog. You are a genius and I have to check it a couple of times a week. But the pedant in me has to point out that the English spelling is 'Enthral' (one l). Sorry!
Cripes, Jaspy, I never knew that... Thank you! That's something to remember for the second edition reprint!
actually, enthral is the british spelling; enthrall is perfectly fine in the US.
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