My First Dictionary: Today's word is variety

29 September 2009

Today's word is variety

23 comments:

Alistair Coleman said...: Related to Jack, by any chance?; September 29, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Mat The W said...: oh gosh! this is the worst one yet! and I mean that in the most complimentary way!; September 29, 2009 at 11:44 PM
Anonymous said...: Mother is very flexible.; September 29, 2009 at 11:49 PM
Unknown said...: We didn't know mother used to be a cowgirl!; September 30, 2009 at 12:55 AM
Harpy said...: It's unfortunate, I've seen those pictures. Blind me now.; September 30, 2009 at 2:05 AM
Soda and Candy said...: promise

Mother said the man told her he wouldn't sell the photos. He promised not to.; September 30, 2009 at 3:50 AM
Nανєєη said...: Is that jack's mother by any chance :o; September 30, 2009 at 7:39 AM
adilapapaya said...: They show her in all kinds of positions. Who is that woman mother is with?; September 30, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Tambour Major said...: I bet Mother is a trapeze artist...; September 30, 2009 at 1:37 PM
irve said...: The picture is also an open invitation for o-mouthed children joke in a very inappropriate context.; September 30, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Did Mother pass out on the porch before or after the photographs were taken?; September 30, 2009 at 6:42 PM
Squirrel said...: farm

Mother said Spot had gone to live on a farm.
Why are there pictures of father burying Spot in the backyard?; September 30, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Anonymous said...: evidence

Timmy and Sue didn't realize their uncle saw them playing doctor.

They didn't know that there was evidence of what they had done.; September 30, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Maat said...: Great, as always!

Maybe you could label "Mother".; September 30, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Ross Horsley said...: Yes, Maat, I've thought about labelling posts "Mother" and "Father" etc, but can't decide. They're obviously a lot of different mothers and fathers as opposed to "characters" like Carol Ann... but, then again, that's not exactly a reason not to label them, is it.; September 30, 2009 at 10:17 PM
Harlem's A Hatin said...: This is really funny. I love your blog! Hilarious.

http://harlemshaterade.blogspot.com; September 30, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Before we were born Mother had positions in a department store and a big house and a restaurant. Look at those CLOTHES!
And those HATS!
Have you ever seen anything more weird and gruesome?; October 1, 2009 at 7:08 PM
nolahn said...: This might be one of the most brilliant blogs I've stumbled on in quite a while.

Sorry to do this so publicly, but I couldn't find an email address for you... I run the Bargain Bin Review, a site dedicated to reviewing the kind of obviously bad straight-to-rental movies most qualified and/or sane reviewers won't touch. Yes, I cover a fair share of horror movies. Tomorrow (10/2), I'm going to feature My First Dictionary as the Link O' The Week. Check it out, let me know what you think and if you're interested in doing a link exchange.; October 1, 2009 at 8:45 PM
Oswald Bastable said...: Like a good red wine, you keep improving!; October 2, 2009 at 8:28 AM
Ross Horsley said...: Thanks for featuring me, nolahn. Bargain Bin Review is my kind of site... Love it! Everyone go there now!; October 3, 2009 at 10:54 AM
ennalegov said...: hahaha, perfect!; October 12, 2009 at 8:00 AM
Emily said...: This one is, without a doubt, my favorite.; November 6, 2009 at 5:57 AM
Unknown said...: Grownups wrestle funny! Look, Mother is winning!; November 28, 2009 at 11:24 PM

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