29 September 2009

Today's word is variety

23 comments:

Scaryduck said...

Related to Jack, by any chance?

Mat The W said...

oh gosh! this is the worst one yet! and I mean that in the most complimentary way!

Anonymous said...

Mother is very flexible.

callisto said...

We didn't know mother used to be a cowgirl!

Harpy said...

It's unfortunate, I've seen those pictures. Blind me now.

Soda and Candy said...

promise

Mother said the man told her he wouldn't sell the photos. He promised not to.

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη said...

Is that jack's mother by any chance :o

papaya said...

They show her in all kinds of positions. Who is that woman mother is with?

Tambour Major said...

I bet Mother is a trapeze artist...

irve said...

The picture is also an open invitation for o-mouthed children joke in a very inappropriate context.

Anonymous said...

Did Mother pass out on the porch before or after the photographs were taken?

Squirrel said...

farm

Mother said Spot had gone to live on a farm.
Why are there pictures of father burying Spot in the backyard?

Anonymous said...

evidence

Timmy and Sue didn't realize their uncle saw them playing doctor.

They didn't know that there was evidence of what they had done.

Maat said...

Great, as always!

Maybe you could label "Mother".

Ross Horsley said...

Yes, Maat, I've thought about labelling posts "Mother" and "Father" etc, but can't decide. They're obviously a lot of different mothers and fathers as opposed to "characters" like Carol Ann... but, then again, that's not exactly a reason not to label them, is it.

Harlem's A Hatin said...

This is really funny. I love your blog! Hilarious.

http://harlemshaterade.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Before we were born Mother had positions in a department store and a big house and a restaurant. Look at those CLOTHES!
And those HATS!
Have you ever seen anything more weird and gruesome?

nolahn said...

This might be one of the most brilliant blogs I've stumbled on in quite a while.

Sorry to do this so publicly, but I couldn't find an email address for you... I run the Bargain Bin Review, a site dedicated to reviewing the kind of obviously bad straight-to-rental movies most qualified and/or sane reviewers won't touch. Yes, I cover a fair share of horror movies. Tomorrow (10/2), I'm going to feature My First Dictionary as the Link O' The Week. Check it out, let me know what you think and if you're interested in doing a link exchange.

Oswald Bastable said...

Like a good red wine, you keep improving!

Ross Horsley said...

Thanks for featuring me, nolahn. Bargain Bin Review is my kind of site... Love it! Everyone go there now!

ennalegov said...

hahaha, perfect!

Emily said...

This one is, without a doubt, my favorite.

Erin said...

Grownups wrestle funny! Look, Mother is winning!