place Mother wishes Jack would place his porn in a more accessible place. She wishes that he wouldn't put it under his bed.Her back isn't what it used to be.
Better still, Mother should get her *own* porn and leave Jack's alone.
monsterMonster is an evil creature.There is a monster under the bed.Jack must feed it every evening now.
Haha love it irve!
Nice. "Where *is* it?! That old bitch!"
Ross, when are we getting t-shirts? I would have bought this one for every single person I know who calls themself a "consultant". ;-)
I wonder what kind of porn mom likes... like ¿lesbian porn for kids? or maybe Jack will get to be an Untie in the future so he watches gay porn and his mom enjoys it... it's very confusing, what a weird world.
ConsultMom likes to go into Jack's bedroom everynight. That's why Jack CONSULTS his physchiatrist every week,
All the comments for this entry have amused me very much!
PassportGary Glitter can come out from under Jack's bed now. The authorities have given him back his passport.
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