27 September 2009

Today's word is consult

10 comments:

Libby said...

place

Mother wishes Jack would place his porn in a more accessible place.
She wishes that he wouldn't put it under his bed.
Her back isn't what it used to be.

dadoctah said...

Better still, Mother should get her *own* porn and leave Jack's alone.

irve said...

monster

Monster is an evil creature.
There is a monster under the bed.
Jack must feed it every evening now.

Skwerl said...

Haha love it irve!

Soda and Candy said...

Nice.

"Where *is* it?! That old bitch!"

Sue said...

Ross, when are we getting t-shirts? I would have bought this one for every single person I know who calls themself a "consultant". ;-)

Manu Hale said...

I wonder what kind of porn mom likes... like ¿lesbian porn for kids? or maybe Jack will get to be an Untie in the future so he watches gay porn and his mom enjoys it... it's very confusing, what a weird world.

JM said...

Consult

Mom likes to go into Jack's bedroom everynight.
That's why Jack CONSULTS his physchiatrist every week,

Ross Horsley said...

All the comments for this entry have amused me very much!

Scaryduck said...

Passport

Gary Glitter can come out from under Jack's bed now. The authorities have given him back his passport.