this one is kinda cheerful actually..but srsly, it lacks subtlety of some previous ones...
You're right... Being in a good mood is not beneficial to My First Dictionary!
meaning, that you're in bad mood so much more often.. so i prefer crappy MFD than this :D
this one is a good one!Just one word and it would be even better:"herpes"
yeah, it would work better with a word'herpes' and a drawing as a 'hint' to understand.. :P
"Heather has nine herpes" :-)
or a word 'souvenir' with an insunuation that it's herpes or HIV..but you rule anyway, Ross :DD
I say! It's the best Word I've seen so far ;-)
Nine isn't a word I would expect to encounter in any dictionary... Valentine on the other hand...
I think I'm in love. No, really. IN LOVE. (not even lust)
I think it's subtle enough. Did Heather sleep with the two girls or not?
I like this one very much..., the throwaway line about the two girls made me grin hugely!
It's a good'un this time, but I'd go for a slight re-wording:"Heather has nine valentines. one from each of the boys she has slept with this week. And both of the girls."And I hate being a pedant, but I am one so people have to deal - shouldn't you have saved this for February?All that aside, great work Ross. Keep it up. I'm back here everyday for the goodness!
Possible pedantry aside, I actually like that slight modification. Thanks! (And the reason I decided to let the Valentine's theme through is that I don't want to get too wrapped up in seasonal offerings... it's too much hard work!)
Better still: "And two *of* the girls."Not only making it much clearer that she slept with the girls, but that there were others besides who just didn't bother to give her a valentine.
I agree with "p" best word so far!And as much as I like your posts, sometimes the comments to go with it are even betterBtw thanks for the interview, it's great.Keep up the hilarious work.
Ross, do you ever plan to create a dead tree version of this dictionary? If so, I would happily buy one. It is absolutely fantastic.
And two dogs.
I like "and two girls".It's a twist that suggests Heather didn't know the girls fancied her too.
i think it's terrific! some of the readers here as as bad as waldorf and statler! lol
ARE as bad as, even!bleh!
I think I know her- or was engaged to her her once!
Dogs don't send Valentine's cards. Duh.
You are deliciously warped. I always knew there where others...
ok I totally LOL'd at this one. super funny. You should really consider starting up a shop Ross! I'd love printed cards with your captions.
I love you so much.
Ross, the giggling joy you bring is sometimes horrifying ... I love it!Hey people, when did this "editor" thing start? Let's not start taking Ross' talent for granted.
Ross is surely another Diblert waiting to come out
This is great! I love the other ones but this is one of my favorites! I want to learn more about Heather and her life style!
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