My First Dictionary: Today's word is porch

17 September 2009

Today's word is porch

23 comments:

Anonymous said...: Very good.; September 17, 2009 at 6:54 PM
irve said...: slow

It has been a slow day for Edith.

The large black window is slowly moving closer.

She has forgotten the pills again.; September 17, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Jackie said...: I prefer the cat version you gave us on Twitter.; September 17, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Unknown said...: Mother has left her other leg inside.; September 17, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Ross Horsley said...: Irve: That's like some sad, creepy haiku with extra syllables... I love it!

Jackie: I'd love to get my hands on a picture to illustrate the other one :-); September 17, 2009 at 8:26 PM
Ms Caro said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 17, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Ms Caro said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 17, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Ms Caro said...: Cat version? I don't twitter so if someone could share that version here if you please???; September 17, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Harry Campbell said...: "Since losing her leg, Mother rarely gets further than the porch."; September 17, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Soda and Candy said...: lawn

Mother is intent on keeping those damn kids off her lawn.

Okay yours is better, but still!; September 17, 2009 at 9:26 PM
O Número 1 said...: Porch

A porch is a part of a house.

Mother keeps waiting for dad on the porch who went to get cigarettes 7 months ago.; September 17, 2009 at 10:18 PM
Unknown said...: No one was home so we left her on the porch.
We'll bring the other leg tomorrow.; September 17, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Libby said...: wait

Mother will wait.
She will be patient.
The screams will come soon enough.; September 18, 2009 at 1:37 AM
Diane said...: haha great comments! and the original... let me just thank you ross for another horrific childhood flashback!; September 18, 2009 at 2:34 AM
Hamster said...: tired

Lisa is tired.

Burying bodies is such hard work.; September 18, 2009 at 2:39 AM
Gareth said...: Dessicated

Mother has been dessicated.

Colin left mother out for a very long time.

She has become very dry.; September 18, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Philipnotphil said...: Are you sure that's a Porch? It looks more like an Audi to me..; September 18, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Unknown said...: Hello,
I don't know how to write a personal message so I write a comment instead.
I work in IT consulting and have to do a seminar about "IT assessment into skyscrapers". Do you think you could do a definition about "skyscrapers" that I could use as an introduction. I already have some leads about the defintion, but don't want to spoil your fun.

That would really be great plus it is an advertise in front 90 consultants and maybe more.

Thomas; September 18, 2009 at 8:29 PM
Anonymous said...: omg make one about ppl jumping off skyscrapers, that should do the fun side of the conference; September 19, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Ross Horsley said...: Hey Thomas, thanks for getting in touch and sorry to disappoint but requests are just not something I'm doing right now. Best of luck with the conference, though... Hope you can turn one of your ideas into a definition to use.; September 19, 2009 at 2:17 PM
KevinOn7 said...: Not to do away with one of your long-running characters, but the insertion of a comma after "passed" would bring an entirely new and interesting interpretation to your definition.; September 29, 2009 at 8:22 PM
Ross Horsley said...: Haha, I like it, KevinOn7. Funnily enough, I have one in reserve that uses comma positioning... Maybe I'll wheel it out.; September 29, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Anonymous said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.; January 5, 2010 at 8:57 AM

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