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7 comments:
Bi-curious Kurt found his authoritarian, do as we say, not as we do parents' stance hypocritical and highly questionable.
He was not the impulsive kind. He resigned himself to using the computer less and less, and for the time being, whenever those uncontrollable urges struck, print would have to do... his mom's and dad's old Playgirl/Playboy magazines.
Don't worry Kurt! I'm sure you can penetrate that barrier. There must be a hole somewhere.
Hard to imagine why anyone would bother with a computer like that...
hilarious. the phrase chocolate teapot springs to mind...
Good thing for Kurt that his best mate David is a professional hacker who knows how to get around these things. And he says mother and father will never know.
Kurt is thinking hard.
He is thinking about a little boy whose mother is useless. If she's in the shopping centre she won't miss Jamie for hours.
Brutal child-on-child sexual cruelty sites are no longer the only game in town.
Kurt thinks his new computer is useless.
Kurt's father thinks the same thing about Kurt.
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