Put the kitten down, Emily!
and ear plugs!
Oh that's funny, Daft Scots Lass :-D
Emily's mother was struck by shock, terror, followed by guilty pang, realizing her part in this horrific unforeseen development.The worn-out socks she had initially supplied for her early attempts at sock puppetry were too tattered, frustrating Emily to no end when they fell apart during her consummate performances. Anyway, Emily's affection for this selfish, unruly kitten went unrequited.
hope the vet is on speed dial
OMG! Mum! MUUUUM! - come quick - the kitten's gone mental, it's ripped Emmy to shreds! Look at her hands! She must've tried to defend herself with that melon scoop thing! You can't put it out, how're you gonna get it down off the curtain? Anyway I'm not touching it, I'll call the ambulance, she might not be dead yet though once they stitch her face up she'll probably wish she was 'cos she's gonna look like Frankenstein's monster...
For some reason I'm hearing this in Janet Ellis'(*) voice and the next sentence an admonitory "Now, remember children, knives are very sharp so you might want to ask a grown-up to help you".(*) Other Blue Peter presenters are available but no other gets the same vague sense of mischief thrown in.
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The worn-out socks she had initially supplied for her early attempts at sock puppetry were too tattered, frustrating Emily to no end when they fell apart during her consummate performances.tantrik
OMG.Would a melon baller really suffice?
I laughed so hard at this, I nearly wet my knickers. The specific choice of a melon baller is what really makes this one so hilarious. Btw, I love cats, but this would NOT have been as funny with a dog.
that's going to be one sore pussy...
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