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11 comments:
haw haw, as usual :P
Only most? One shudders to think what he did with the part(s) that wouldn't fit in the trunk!
That's funny because I always joke around with this guy from work about him having a dead hooker in his garbage can. I guess you'd have to be there.
@Bryan - is the guy's name Jake? xD
That's one of the funniest blog I have ever seen. Keep them going, they're great!
Although I'm guessing he might has saved one of the larger parts.
Aware that currencies of most major countries are under severe pressure due to massive government deficits, poor Jake preyed only on hookers with hearts of gold, to his delusional mind, a hedge or safe haven against any economic, political, war and social unrest.
This is well said. "All your life you learn more and more about less and less. In the end you know everything about nothing"
Ew. Hate to be the trash man on Jake's route.
No no no no no. Surely by the time words like "dead hooker" are used the point is lost. That's a crushing single entendre. You might as well draw a diagram or have a footnote explaining the joke. How about "the remains"? The deceased? Mrs Williams?
Do keep up the excellent work though. Don't mind me picking on this one for (IMO) falling below the usual high standard.
I wanna steal this post. It's so morbidly sexy.
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