21 November 2010

Today's word is powder puff

14 comments:

georgia little pea said...

eee*e.w.ww...:p

Caren Gittleman said...

roflmao!

Anonymous said...

that was really strong

FJL said...

Cynthia and Douglas shared a healthy, adventurous sex life and were keenly aware of each other's nooks, crannies and sensitive to each other's distinct body scents.

Douglas' uncharacteristic and recent excessive ballsack sweating had become such a turn-off for Cynthia that he sought medical intervention.

He was informed of his condition, and the do's and dont's:

The medical term for excessive sweating of the chest, the back and other areas such as the groin, thighs and buttocks is 'Truncal hyperhidrosis'.

Botulinum toxin or “Botox” was not recommended due to the sensitive areas in the groin area, nor antiperspirant not even a medical grade one.

ETS surgery (endoscopic sympathectomy) in this area of the body is especially controversial and side effects can be potential erectile dysfunction or retrograde ejaculation.

His only option was a light dusting of talc onto the inside of his thighs and balls after a thorough wash.

Maria said...

Hahahaha poor cynthia :P

Jamie said...

well how did you know it smelled of her husband's sweaty balls?

SpirituallyHomeless said...

Thanks for the comprehension in the comments section, otherwise this would have led to "gross" misinterpretation on my part.. ;)

Jon KiDDØ said...

He also blows his nose on her towels and jerks off in her socks.

Prairie Chicken... said...

Brilliant!!

Richard said...

Make-up, to make up.

Judith is using make-up to improve her appearance. She and Ted will have to make up after the argument. The make-up will hide the bruises nicely.

(usual disclaimers and all that)

Anonymous said...

weak

Cirrocumulus said...

The pheromone face powder was her last hope. "The warmth of your skin evaporates the hormone. One breath of your aura will fill him with desire!"
Suddenly Cynthia's thoughts began to gel. Suddenly she realised her husband had always been attractive to men.

Anonymous said...

you re like edward gorey of modern times :3

Olsen said...

So sorry you kissed her face, and ew.
;)