Mother's diabolical final solution failed to muzzle Jim.
Despite their reputation, most brown bears are not highly carnivorous, as they derive up to 90% of their dietary food energy from vegetable matter and feed on a variety of plant products, including berries, roots, sprouts, fungi as well as meat products such as fish, insects and small mammals.
Jim was spared by his own unusually large stature for his age along with his extremely poor personal hygiene habits.
ha ha.... funny blog...where are all the pics from? I'll have to read more! Obviously I am a nerd if i pick a blog with the word dictionary in it to explore first...ahh..well. I think nerds make the world go round, or actually were the ones to figure out it does :)
"occupy" (oc-kew-pi) vb. 1) to keep busy (Mother hopes the bear will keep Jim occupied) 2) to inhabit a fixed space (Jim's marred, motionless form occupied the floor by the closet for the next 72 hours)
there was a boy whose name was Jim whose friends were very good to him and gave him tea and cakes and jam and slices of delicious ham and chocolates with pink inside and little tricycles to ride etc etc
for the rest of this story and Jim's gruesome end search out Hilaire Belloc
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Haha, funny blog :)
Totally thought this one would be some kind of slur about Iraq...
Aww, what a cute teddy!
my new favourite blog...Favourite: best, number one, most preferred, opposite of Perez Hilton/mankinis/haggis.
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Lol. This is kinda funny.
what an evil mother - i thought the bear was a pig at first glance!
Mother's diabolical final solution failed to muzzle Jim.
Despite their reputation, most brown bears are not highly carnivorous, as they derive up to 90% of their dietary food energy from vegetable matter and feed on a variety of plant products, including berries, roots, sprouts, fungi as well as meat products such as fish, insects and small mammals.
Jim was spared by his own unusually large stature for his age along with his extremely poor personal hygiene habits.
LOL! for a loong time...LOVE IT!
this really is a hilarious and gorgeous blog! and a great idea. :)
Can someone explain this to me? Who is "mother" ?? Isn't he in a zoo?
This is the first one I actually don't understand...the rest are frickin hilarious. Love this blog.
thanks.I like this blog.
Ok, how did I get here? KG again?
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Silence is GOLDEN
I laughed out loud! Seriously. This is hysterical. The illustrations are pure genius.
The surprise might be unbearable :)
LOL I love this blog. Gotta be the best one I found on here so far.
ha ha.... funny blog...where are all the pics from? I'll have to read more! Obviously I am a nerd if i pick a blog with the word dictionary in it to explore first...ahh..well. I think nerds make the world go round, or actually were the ones to figure out it does :)
"occupy" (oc-kew-pi) vb.
1) to keep busy (Mother hopes the bear will keep Jim occupied)
2) to inhabit a fixed space (Jim's marred, motionless form occupied the floor by the closet for the next 72 hours)
Nice lol.
that was bizarre... Mother is a little murderous isn't she?
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Jim will be struck dumb for a long time.. :P ... hahaha. Awesome!
haha classic, she must have bought him a new lego set!
Nice, it's fun to find a blog that you don't have to tap into your brain power to enjoy.
I will be back!
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Very creative and funny! ... with a dark side.
Lol very funny , i like your blog
Absolutely hilarious blog. Way to go and keep the posts coming!
there was a boy whose name was Jim
whose friends were very good to him
and gave him tea and cakes and jam
and slices of delicious ham
and chocolates with pink inside
and little tricycles to ride etc etc
for the rest of this story
and Jim's gruesome end
search out Hilaire Belloc
great blog btw
Where does mum get the bear? with brother bear??
occupies space ...
Bahahahahaha!
What planet do you live on? We don't have any funny people left on planet earth. Everything is about blood and guts and that sort of thing.
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