WOW. What happened to subtlety?
Well, praying is subtle, nobody can guess your demands.*** I wonder if God requests the service of a private company to correctly answer every prayer? That would explains a lot.
Must be Uncle Rory's kid.
Be careful what you pray for Gertrude, the gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Yes, subtlety's in short supply today :-)Funny, Anonymous, I imagined Gertie as Rory's kid too.
Gosh it's the best illustrated dictionary entry I have ever seen. Thanks. Off to a great Friday...12th.
This is too sick.
prayerThe Vicar instructed Gertrude to kneel before him in prayer.Now she is wiping her face.
I always love checking your site, but it might have been funnier if it had said "not come back from" instead of "get murdered in".At any rate, cheers.
Gertrude should pray for a new wardrobe. Red and green should never be seen unless you're a Christmas decoration. Just sayin'....
Gertrude is praying for a calm night. She's asking God that Daddy doesn't come back.
Daddy deserves to go to jail and be murdered there because he wouldn't buy Gertrude another puppy. After she did the art installation with Spot.
wow.. get murdered...
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welll.... "hope daddy gets raped too" would have been too improper, no ? (i just love this one !) peter/b
PrayWhen we Pray we ask God for help.Gertude always Prays before daddy tucks her into bed.
Nice one, Mastodor!
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