I wondered about the fourth child with the boat that is not mentioned sitting by the tree! Maybe he is a ghost child that grows up as a spirit with the three living children but got aborted before they were born by dear mummy and daddy because he was an accident at their youthfull age and their careers had first to take center stage. Now that their careers are rolling they can afford to buy the children a lot of presents to make up for their guilt?
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This is indeed on of your best!
But, there are four children - who didn't get a present, and why aren't we talking about it?
We don't like to talk about that one.
Callisto, you raise an excellent point.
Harold got the worst present.
Dr. Phil
Superb, Ross... superb! I'm still laughing as I type this!
This might be my favorite!
I put my blackberry in a hot wash cycle this morning....but reading this has made everything okay again!
Excellent! Another one that makes you say, "Damn!"
The fourth one gets a "special" present from Daddy...later.
Hahahahaha, brilliant.
I winced and laughed at the same time, then felt bad about laughing. Brilliant!
This one takes me back to the good old days of Dysfunctional Family Circus.
Thanks everyone. I'd never heard of Dysfunctional Family Circus before... When I looked it up, THIS was the first one I found! How apt.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Why does she get all the attention?
Mmm/ presents. I like presents.
I wondered about the fourth child with the boat that is not mentioned sitting by the tree! Maybe he is a ghost child that grows up as a spirit with the three living children but got aborted before they were born by dear mummy and daddy because he was an accident at their youthfull age and their careers had first to take center stage. Now that their careers are rolling they can afford to buy the children a lot of presents to make up for their guilt?
Marsha's bike is a little too big for her. Angus will grow into it.
So cruel... LOL
hahaha GOLD!
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