07 August 2009

Today's word is cut

6 comments:

Dr. Phil (Physics) said...

Yup. I was right to be afraid to read this one.

These are so twisted they are quite excellent, good sir.

Dr. Phil

Moannie said...

Not offended, but you wouldn't mind anyway.
Shouldn't there be some garlic strewn around the blog?
Hilariously clever and I am a bit concerned that I enjoy it so much.

Anonymous said...

Hilariously clever and I am a bit concerned that I enjoy it so much.

Welcome to the dark side :>

Amphigorym said...

This way, she can just pass it off as the knife having slipped while making a sandwich.

Lips Picante said...

Very clever and sarcastic...just my type!

Lo said...

"Then I break a glass and I slit my own innermost thigh/So that I can pretend that I'm menstru...well, unavailable."