tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post4361971461582251459..comments2023-10-30T07:20:26.823+00:00Comments on My First Dictionary: Today's word is honestRoss Horsleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789417379450194170noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-75886352094817008522010-11-21T10:23:02.305+00:002010-11-21T10:23:02.305+00:00this is some funny shit. seriouslythis is some funny shit. seriouslyhitherestrangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12105515317066167365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-65324839361533671402010-10-23T16:55:18.933+01:002010-10-23T16:55:18.933+01:00I think this whole dictionary is just sick!
Don...I think this whole dictionary is just sick!<br />Don't you have nothing better to do?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-73843214037584977932010-10-22T15:43:55.107+01:002010-10-22T15:43:55.107+01:00Forget about the tooth fairy, its Father Christmas...Forget about the tooth fairy, its Father Christmas going up the chimney Hannah needs to worry about.<br />x<br />http://dessert--rose.blogspot.com/rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17923948719903892399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-71539638277122034292010-07-17T09:44:40.022+01:002010-07-17T09:44:40.022+01:00Escape
Herman managed to escape from the first on...<b>Escape</b><br /><br />Herman managed to <b>escape</b> from the first one.<br />He was able to get away.<br />Sadly, he did not <b>escape</b> from the second crocodile.Ellixnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-12264384361407676892010-07-14T11:26:22.300+01:002010-07-14T11:26:22.300+01:00This is brilliant, just the laugh I needed.This is brilliant, just the laugh I needed.Rain Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04028838054780653988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-6681182593129209642010-07-12T19:06:51.059+01:002010-07-12T19:06:51.059+01:00Callisto's definition with the Pixies was divi...Callisto's definition with the Pixies was divine! But what would the word be? How about "See" as in:<br /><br /><br />Hannah has been *seeing* Pixies all morning.<br />Hannah *sees* she has made an error.<br />She will not sample Grandmother's pills again.Susannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-74188073486422576182010-07-06T14:31:02.278+01:002010-07-06T14:31:02.278+01:00Hilarious just the way that it is. "Dishones...Hilarious just the way that it is. "Dishonest" would have been funny too, but I don't think it would have had quite the same dark undertone.Loganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01444593210186656340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-26127491642775359212010-07-06T13:24:30.558+01:002010-07-06T13:24:30.558+01:00Yes, yes! Of course it works -- I was wrong above....Yes, yes! Of course it works -- I was wrong above. I'm so slow! Father IS the tooth fairy so he really is being honest. Great! I'm glad I finally twigged.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-206692254632709072010-07-05T18:07:28.084+01:002010-07-05T18:07:28.084+01:00Your version takes us by surprise because we weren...Your version takes us by surprise because we weren't expecting the World According to Father - but we don't come here to avoid being surprised.<br />It's also more than a little off, but that's undoubtedly what we come here for!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-3379497828853494102010-07-05T08:15:57.002+01:002010-07-05T08:15:57.002+01:00It *does* work the way it is, because those who do...It *does* work the way it is, because those who don't believe in a supernatural Tooth Fairy have their own understanding of who the real Tooth Fairy is. So Father *is* being honest, which is even more troubling.dadoctahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06790915815472278500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-70464077117932729482010-07-05T01:21:52.167+01:002010-07-05T01:21:52.167+01:00SO dark, I love it!SO dark, I love it!coulrophobic agnostichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13529243280844103232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-74321942978561733282010-07-04T15:14:16.269+01:002010-07-04T15:14:16.269+01:00It's a little off, the way it is, but I'm ...It's a little off, the way it is, but I'm darned if I know what to suggest! Sorry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-85134157141296012322010-07-04T02:08:40.776+01:002010-07-04T02:08:40.776+01:00I'd say it's ideal just the way it is.I'd say it's ideal just the way it is.hydrogenguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-81637843767778223642010-07-03T23:33:27.297+01:002010-07-03T23:33:27.297+01:00I shall never think of the tooth fairy the same wa...I shall never think of the tooth fairy the same way again. Aghast!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-38298545543038258752010-07-03T17:19:44.791+01:002010-07-03T17:19:44.791+01:00Pixies
Hannah has been seeing Pixies all morning....<b>Pixies</b><br /><br />Hannah has been seeing Pixies all morning.<br />She will not sample Grandmothers pills again.callistohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14823746776602875051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-35586104229607573732010-07-03T16:30:19.862+01:002010-07-03T16:30:19.862+01:00Personally, I would have used a word like "re...Personally, I would have used a word like "reassure".<br />Father reassured Hannah.<br />Hannah feels reassured.<br />It was definitely the tooth fairy that touched her all night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-85297264595798707412010-07-03T16:17:00.351+01:002010-07-03T16:17:00.351+01:00OMG! This one is soo wrong!!!!! hahahahahaOMG! This one is soo wrong!!!!! hahahahahaRumornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-89698193625178939102010-07-03T16:00:12.015+01:002010-07-03T16:00:12.015+01:00this or <>
hm, a close shave (: both can be...this or <><br /><br />hm, a close shave (: both can be psycho enough, but... I think the way you wrote it wins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-77927363923282847072010-07-03T15:53:54.740+01:002010-07-03T15:53:54.740+01:00Great one. I also like it better this way.Great one. I also like it better this way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-30777552819760553472010-07-03T15:42:35.032+01:002010-07-03T15:42:35.032+01:00Thanks, Harry. You summed up exactly what I was go...Thanks, <b>Harry</b>. You summed up exactly what I was going for but had been unable put into words. <br /><br />I'd still like to hear from anyone who disagrees, though, especially if they care to explain why, as I'm interested. Thanks!Ross Horsleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08789417379450194170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-69407999807411779262010-07-03T15:36:46.370+01:002010-07-03T15:36:46.370+01:00Oh and this is very good by the way.Oh and this is very good by the way.Harry Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01675794936870568336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-71228043355788066932010-07-03T15:35:33.001+01:002010-07-03T15:35:33.001+01:00Nah, better as is. The whole of adulthood is cons...Nah, better as is. The whole of adulthood is conspiring with father, through the medium of a supposedly impartial referenece work like a dictionary, to maintain the lie.Harry Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01675794936870568336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803918431545556248.post-22488886894540531202010-07-03T14:37:20.453+01:002010-07-03T14:37:20.453+01:00Would this be better if it said: "Father has ...Would this be better if it said: "Father has been <b>dishonest</b>... He has <b>not </b> told the truth"?Ross Horsleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08789417379450194170noreply@blogger.com